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Total Medals Earned: 176 (From 29 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 3,115 Points

Pico VS Peter The Ant

Medals Earned: 3/3 (150/150 points)

Peter :'( 25 Points

Kill Peter

MLG 100 Points

Kill Peter Without Missing

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Pistol Shrimp

Medals Earned: 11/15 (110/410 points)

Urchin 5 Points

Kill an Urchin

Sea Star 5 Points

Kill a Sea Star

Squid 5 Points

Kill a Squid

Lobster 10 Points

Kill a Lobster

Seahorse 10 Points

Kill a Seahorse

Stingray 10 Points

Kill a stingray

Marlin 25 Points

Kill a Marlin

Boneyard 5 Points

Die

200 Leagues 5 Points

Reach a Score of 200

2,000 Leagues 25 Points

Reach a Score of 2,000

1 Minute 5 Points

Surive for 1 Minute

Whale 50 Points

Kill a Whale

Fishmonger 100 Points

Kill 1 of Every Fish

5,000 Leagues 100 Points

Reach a Score of 5,000

2 Minutes 50 Points

Survive for 2 Minutes

Plimpton's Video Falconry

Medals Earned: 2/8 (75/210 points)

Victory 25 Points

Drive a tank in post WWII Italy for the US Army.

Millennium Falcon 50 Points

Save the galaxy.

Nerdist 10 Points

Get a delightful history lesson.

Celebration 25 Points

Become Fireworks Commissioner of New York City.

Cultural Literacy 25 Points

Edit an early Philip Roth story for The Paris Review.

Shadow Box 25 Points

Get beaten up badly in a sparring match with Sugar Ray Robinson.

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Riddle of the Rainbow Rune

Medals Earned: 1/30 (5/500 points)

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Novice 10 Points

Beat the game on novice difficulty.

Apprentice 25 Points

Beat the game on apprentice difficulty.

Master 50 Points

Beat the game on master difficulty.

Empathist 10 Points

Max out red and white levels on a wizard.

Pyromancer 5 Points

Max out red level on a wizard.

Hemomancer 10 Points

Max out red and black levels on a wizard.

Lightwielder 25 Points

Max out red, green and white levels on a wizard.

Stormcaller 10 Points

Max out red and green levels on a wizard.

Alchemist 25 Points

Max out red, green and black levels on a wizard.

Aeromancer 10 Points

Max out green and white levels on a wizard.

Cultivator 5 Points

Max out green level on a wizard.

Necromancer 10 Points

Max out green and black levels on a wizard.

Cryomancer 25 Points

Max out green, blue and white levels on a wizard.

Artificer 10 Points

Max out green and blue levels on a wizard.

Fatesinger 25 Points

Max out green, blue and black levels on a wizard.

Astrologer 10 Points

Max out blue and white levels on a wizard.

Waveweaver 5 Points

Max out blue level on a wizard.

Dreamstalker 10 Points

Max out blue and black levels on a wizard.

Hypnotist 25 Points

Max out red, blue and white levels on a wizard.

Venomancer 10 Points

Max out red and blue levels on a wizard.

Warlock 25 Points

Max out red, blue and black levels on a wizard.

Cleric 5 Points

Max out white level on a wizard.

Lunatic 10 Points

Max out black and white levels on a wizard.

Shadowseer 5 Points

Max out black level on a wizard.

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Riddles of Renaissance

Medals Earned: 1/10 (5/305 points)

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Why did the egg cross the road? 10 Points

Because the chicken was waiting for it on the other side.

Pope 25 Points

Get the "Pope" class (10 stars).

Punteggio perfetto 25 Points

Achieve a perfect score (300).

Those are for codardi 25 Points

Complete the game without the use of hints.

Art historian 50 Points

Unlock all the paintings in the gallery.

Enigma Show 50 Points

On Master difficulty, complete the game in no more than 60 seconds AND achieve a pope ranking.

Addicted 100 Points

Beat the game four times without closing it.

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Seedling

Medals Earned: 13/15 (465/500 points)

The Quest 5 Points

speak to the Oracle.

Fall of the Shieldspire 10 Points

defeat the first boss.

Fall of Time 10 Points

defeat the second boss

Fall of the Tentacled Beast 25 Points

defeat the fourth boss.

Fall of the Totem 25 Points

defeat the third boss.

Health 25 Points

obtain a health pickup.

Fall of the King of Fire 50 Points

defeat the sixth boss.

Fall of the Lights 50 Points

defeat the fifth boss.

Fall of the Owl 50 Points

defeat the seventh boss.

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Mower 25 Points

cut 10,000 blades of grass.

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The Test of Insanity

Medals Earned: 11/15 (405/425 points)

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Wishlist on Steam 5 Points

You checked out the full game on Steam, and hopefully wishlist!

Trailer on YouTube 5 Points

You watched our trailer on YouTube, and were thoroughly impressed!

Follow on Twitter 5 Points

You follow us on Twitter, or X as Elon calls it

Credits 5 Points

You checked the credits, and we thank you for it!

Toss the Turtle

Medals Earned: 3/20 (20/500 points)

Gold Star 5 Points

Launch the Turtle

Jump Man 5 Points

Smash a goomba

Drunk Driver 10 Points

Blow up a jeep

Acupuncture 5 Points

Get skewered on spikes

Novice 5 Points

Launch 1 mile (5,280ft)

Question Mark 5 Points

Find the hidden button

Amateur 10 Points

Launch 5 miles (26,400ft)

Harrasment 10 Points

Crush an angry ground creature

in Space 10 Points

Reach space

Strong Armed 10 Points

Get punched by a banana

Abducted 25 Points

Get caught by a UFO

Icarus 25 Points

Get burned by a sun

Persistent 25 Points

Play over an hour

Professional 25 Points

Launch 10 miles (52,800ft)

Radioactive 25 Points

Use a nuke

Addicted 50 Points

Play over 2 hours

Golden Shell 50 Points

Buy everything

Master 50 Points

Launch 25 miles (132,000ft)

Traveler 50 Points

Total over 1 million feet

WorldsEdge 100 Points

Launch 50 miles (264,000ft)

Writer Man 5

Medals Earned: 12/58 (60/500 points)

100 Weeks 5 Points

play 100 in-game weeks

5 Books 5 Points

write 5 books

50 Weeks 5 Points

play 50 in-game weeks

Beginneth Thy Journey 5 Points

enter your name

Humour 5 5 Points

have humour of 5

Publisher 5 Points

use a publisher

Quality 10 5 Points

write a book with a quality of 10 or more

Quality 5 5 Points

write a book with a quality of 5 or more

Style 5 5 Points

have style of 5

Tent 5 Points

buy a tent

Typewriter 5 Points

buy a typewriter

Vocab 5 5 Points

have vocabulary of 5

$5000 5 Points

have $5000

10 Books 5 Points

write 10 books

Bus Pass 5 Points

buy a bus pass

Charisma 10 5 Points

have charisma of 10

Charisma 5 5 Points

have charisma of 5

Humour 10 5 Points

have humour of 10

Intelligence 10 5 Points

have intelligence of 10

Intelligence 5 5 Points

have intelligence of 5

Research 10 5 Points

have research of 10

Research 5 5 Points

have research of 5

Self-Published 5 Points

self publish a book

Style 10 5 Points

have style of 10

Top 40 5 Points

get in the top 40 of the book charts

Vocab 10 5 Points

have vocabulary of 10

Wit 10 5 Points

have wit of 10

Wit 5 5 Points

have wit of 5

$10000 10 Points

have $10000

25 Books 10 Points

write 25 books

250 Weeks 10 Points

play 250 in-game weeks

50 Books 10 Points

write 50 books

500 Weeks 10 Points

play 500 in-game week

Apartment 10 Points

buy an apartment

Car 10 Points

buy a car

Charisma 20 10 Points

have charisma of 20

Charisma 30 10 Points

have charisma of 30

Computer 10 Points

buy a computer

Humour 20 10 Points

have humour of 20

Humour 30 10 Points

have humour of 30

Intelligence 20 10 Points

have intelligence of 20

Intelligence 30 10 Points

have intelligence of 30

Laptop 10 Points

buy a laptop

Quality 25 10 Points

write a book with a quality of 25 or more

Research 20 10 Points

have research of 20

Research 30 10 Points

have research of 30

Style 20 10 Points

have style of 20

Style 30 10 Points

have style of 30

Top 10 10 Points

get in the top 10 of the book charts

Top 20 10 Points

get in the top 10 of the book charts

Vocab 20 10 Points

have vocabulary of 20

Vocab 30 10 Points

have vocabulary of 30

Wit 20 10 Points

have wit of 20

Wit 30 10 Points

have wit of 30

100 Books 25 Points

write 100 books

Fancy Apartment 25 Points

buy a fancy apartment

Fancy Car 25 Points

buy a fancy car

Smash Hit Book 25 Points

reach #1 on the book charts