Total Medals Earned: 176 (From 29 different games.) Total Medal Score: 3,115 Points
Medals Earned: 3/3 (150/150 points)
Kill Peter
Kill Peter Without Missing
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 11/15 (110/410 points)
Kill an Urchin
Kill a Sea Star
Kill a Squid
Kill a Lobster
Kill a Seahorse
Kill a stingray
Kill a Marlin
Die
Reach a Score of 200
Reach a Score of 2,000
Surive for 1 Minute
Kill a Whale
Kill 1 of Every Fish
Reach a Score of 5,000
Survive for 2 Minutes
Medals Earned: 2/8 (75/210 points)
Drive a tank in post WWII Italy for the US Army.
Save the galaxy.
Get a delightful history lesson.
Become Fireworks Commissioner of New York City.
Edit an early Philip Roth story for The Paris Review.
Get beaten up badly in a sparring match with Sugar Ray Robinson.
Medals Earned: 1/30 (5/500 points)
Beat the game on novice difficulty.
Beat the game on apprentice difficulty.
Beat the game on master difficulty.
Max out red and white levels on a wizard.
Max out red level on a wizard.
Max out red and black levels on a wizard.
Max out red, green and white levels on a wizard.
Max out red and green levels on a wizard.
Max out red, green and black levels on a wizard.
Max out green and white levels on a wizard.
Max out green level on a wizard.
Max out green and black levels on a wizard.
Max out green, blue and white levels on a wizard.
Max out green and blue levels on a wizard.
Max out green, blue and black levels on a wizard.
Max out blue and white levels on a wizard.
Max out blue level on a wizard.
Max out blue and black levels on a wizard.
Max out red, blue and white levels on a wizard.
Max out red and blue levels on a wizard.
Max out red, blue and black levels on a wizard.
Max out white level on a wizard.
Max out black and white levels on a wizard.
Max out black level on a wizard.
Medals Earned: 1/10 (5/305 points)
Because the chicken was waiting for it on the other side.
Get the "Pope" class (10 stars).
Achieve a perfect score (300).
Complete the game without the use of hints.
Unlock all the paintings in the gallery.
On Master difficulty, complete the game in no more than 60 seconds AND achieve a pope ranking.
Beat the game four times without closing it.
Medals Earned: 13/15 (465/500 points)
speak to the Oracle.
defeat the first boss.
defeat the second boss
defeat the fourth boss.
defeat the third boss.
obtain a health pickup.
defeat the sixth boss.
defeat the fifth boss.
defeat the seventh boss.
cut 10,000 blades of grass.
Medals Earned: 11/15 (405/425 points)
You checked out the full game on Steam, and hopefully wishlist!
You watched our trailer on YouTube, and were thoroughly impressed!
You follow us on Twitter, or X as Elon calls it
You checked the credits, and we thank you for it!
Medals Earned: 3/20 (20/500 points)
Launch the Turtle
Smash a goomba
Blow up a jeep
Get skewered on spikes
Launch 1 mile (5,280ft)
Find the hidden button
Launch 5 miles (26,400ft)
Crush an angry ground creature
Reach space
Get punched by a banana
Get caught by a UFO
Get burned by a sun
Play over an hour
Launch 10 miles (52,800ft)
Use a nuke
Play over 2 hours
Buy everything
Launch 25 miles (132,000ft)
Total over 1 million feet
Launch 50 miles (264,000ft)
Medals Earned: 12/58 (60/500 points)
play 100 in-game weeks
write 5 books
play 50 in-game weeks
enter your name
have humour of 5
use a publisher
write a book with a quality of 10 or more
write a book with a quality of 5 or more
have style of 5
buy a tent
buy a typewriter
have vocabulary of 5
have $5000
write 10 books
buy a bus pass
have charisma of 10
have charisma of 5
have humour of 10
have intelligence of 10
have intelligence of 5
have research of 10
have research of 5
self publish a book
have style of 10
get in the top 40 of the book charts
have vocabulary of 10
have wit of 10
have wit of 5
have $10000
write 25 books
play 250 in-game weeks
write 50 books
play 500 in-game week
buy an apartment
buy a car
have charisma of 20
have charisma of 30
buy a computer
have humour of 20
have humour of 30
have intelligence of 20
have intelligence of 30
buy a laptop
write a book with a quality of 25 or more
have research of 20
have research of 30
have style of 20
have style of 30
get in the top 10 of the book charts
have vocabulary of 20
have vocabulary of 30
have wit of 20
have wit of 30
write 100 books
buy a fancy apartment
buy a fancy car
reach #1 on the book charts